As you eat your tofurky (no, not a misspelling), surely you can think of something to be thankful for. The first thing that comes to my mind is that Bush is unable to seek a third term as president. The second is that we are still alive and intact as a nation, despite Bush’s attempts to destroy the planet and all life on it.

At this moment in time, I am troubled by a few things, one being a delinquent client who owes me a large chunk of money and does not appear to be willing to pay it. But today I’m going to try to not think about it, or the action that I will soon be taking, and just try to add up all of things in life that I have to be thankful for.