I was going to post something else this evening, but it seems that Fat Cow (my ISP) is mucking around and screwing with my website. So in between getting Internal Server Errors when I try to access my site, or “Document Contains No Data” I managed to get into my site to type this message.

Hopefully they’ll finish doing whatever they’re doing and not destroy my blog.

So why is this on my blog. I don’t know, it just sounded too kinky and bizarre to pass up. Just goes to show how strange Seattle-area can be. When they’re not spitting in the street, they’re off trying to screw horses.

Literally.

According to the Seattle Times a man in the Enumclaw area man pleaded guilty to criminal trespass Tuesday in a case in which a Seattle man died having sex with a horse.

On July 2, James Tait and a 45-year-old Seattle man went onto a neighbor’s property to have sex with a horse, charging papers say. The Seattle man sustained a perforated colon and died from his injuries.

Authorities say Tait helped run a nearby farm where people had sex with animals.

Now you really have to wonder about the man who, um, engaged in sex with a horse. Is it any surprise that his colon perforated and he dropped dead? I mean, if you look at the size of the horse, you’ve got to figure that its dick is in proportion with the rest of its body. What did this man think, that his asshole was an infinite tunnel?

If I was the coroner, I would write that this death of this man was caused by stupidity. Nothing more, nothing less.