Archive for August 18th, 2006

It’s All About Me

Friday, August 18th, 2006

Not really, but that’s a catchy title. I have to say, my spam has gotten a lot less thanks to my meticulously picking out words to put on the DO NOT PERMIT under any circumstances list. And it is amazing, how much subject matter spammers find to spam about. While porn is still the number one sweetheart, my site also gets littered with gambling, pharmacy, and hopefuls trying to sell used cars.

But this one was priceless. As I marked it for savage deletion and annhiliation, I thought that maybe I should save the title for all posterity. So here it is:

bdsm center gay slave training

So is the BDSM Center a real place that trains gay slaves? And if so, where does one go to purchase one? I was under the impression that slavery was illegal in the U.S. but perhaps these slaves are being trained in a remote corner of the Himalayas, and then are transported underground to your household. All in all, very intriguing.

The other spam that sort of brought brief memories of nursing was this one:

Adults in diapers, adults breastfeeding.

I can ask my girlfriend Maria all about adults in diapers, as she is a supervisor at a nursing home, and the place is swarming with them. I can ask her if they are particularly sexy, or over-sexed, and if the diapers awaken the animal in them.

Not sure about adults breastfeeding. Not sure at all that I even want to speculate.