New Year’s Eve
Drive carefully. Don’t drink too much. Don’t drink too much and drive. Be careful of fireworks, should you happen to get your hands on some. Please don’t give the poor nurses, physicians, EMTs and other hospital staff extra work to do tonight. They really don’t want to bring in the new year taking care of bloody bodies, courtesy of a drunk driver all nice and giddy over auld lang syne.
Have a good one.