Another Bush Dork Bites the Dust!!!!
Oh happy day. I know that the minutes can’t go fast enough until 2008, when that Bush creature will be booted back to Texas and the White House fumigated…but in the meantime, we have to celebrate the small victories. Like when a neo con con nose-picking farting dork is hit with a scandal, and must hide for cover.
Such is the case with Eric Keroack, an opponent of birth control and an antiabortion zealot, who glorious George put in charge of the Population Affairs Office at the Department of Health and Human Services. He did this following the November elections, as if to thumb his nose at the Americans with functioning gray matter, and let us know that he is still in charge. And if he thinks a narrow minded moron who believes that women should remain barefoot and pregnant and chained to the stove is the best person to run the population affairs office, so be it.
Ah, but trouble in paradise. Dr. Keroack has resigned amid the haze of a hazy scandal, all too hazy to even discuss. He has gotten out of town on the double, and in fact, left so suddenly that there really hasn’t been time to start organizing the parades and parties to celebrate his leave.
First, good riddance. One asshole less is always welcome. But this move was even controversial for George Bush. This particular office, to which Dr. K Neocon was appointed, controls federally financed family planning services, treatment for sexually transmitted diseases, and screening for breast and cervical cancer. This entrusted to a man who thinks contraceptives are evil and abortion a grave sin.
From US News:
In January of this year, a New York Times op-ed piece said the following of Keroack: “In the PowerPoint presentation that has cemented his reputation, he makes the case that premarital sex suppresses the hormone oxytocin, thereby impairing one’s ability to forge a successful long-term relationship. If forced to mince words, you might call this fanciful or speculative. Otherwise, you’d call it wacko.”
In this space two months before that piece was written, I wrote: “Yet just yesterday, the Bush administration’s Department of Health and Human Services announced the selection of an extreme right-wing “Christian pregnancy-counseling organization” chief to lead the department’s family-planning and population programs. The Washington Post reports that OB-GYN Eric Keroack ‘regards the distribution of contraceptives as demeaning to women.’ ”
Keroack is not a scientist, or a scientist first, as doctors should be. He’s devoted his career to proselytizing, putting that ahead of patient care.
Now let’s take a look at this sentence; premarital sex suppresses the hormone oxytocin, thereby impairing one’s ability to forge a successful long-term relationship. The man who uttered this sentence was entrusted with overseeing hundreds of millions of dollars, and the health of millions of women. Does this sentence sound like it comes from the lips of a man trained in medicine during the 20th century? Or does it sound like something you might hear from the lips of an intoxicated crackpot–the same one who was just screaming about the Apocalypse and how Elvis will return riding on a white horse with Jesus as his back-up guitar player?
And my favorite, “contraceptives are demeaning to a woman.” I wonder how many women he asked about that one. Hey babe, aren’t those birth control pills you’re taking just the absolute most demeaning thing that ever happened to you? Wouldn’t you much prefer 10 hungry mouths to feed and diaper?
It seems that an unspecified action is being taken against poor Eric’s private medical practice in Massachusetts by state Medicaid officials, according to the latest news. No one will specify what this action is, but if Eric is keeping his filthy mouth closed about it, and he shot off a resignation at lightening speed, then it must be something bad.
But whatever he did, the outcome is that the dork is gone from office. Another Bush incompetent has bit the dust, and evertime a Bush devotee vacates, the world instantly becomes a better place.

