This is Medical! Okay?
Of course, we all know now that Pres. Bush underwent a colonoscopy and five polyps were removed. But Scott Adams, creator of the Dilbert comic strip, has revealed a few little known facts on his blog.
Presidential Polyps
President Bush recently had some polyps removed from his colon. Sometimes polyps can turn cancerous, but I doubt his are. After all, President Bush hasn’t had much luck finding weapons of ass destruction.
I’m posting this now before someone else thinks of it. I might already be too late.
And allow me to be the first to wonder aloud how the surgeons could see past Condi’s head to see those polyps.
Some of the comments are truly retrospective, as the great mystery of Bush’s ass, brain, and polyps are explored. I would advise you to tune in if you’d like to have a hearty laugh, and explore the mystery of the presidential asshole.
One commenter was baffled why Bush hadn’t seen the polyps himself. “People are wondering why Bush didn’t spot those polyps himself years ago, given where his head is probably all the time. The answer is, he’s got his head so far up his ass he can see out his ears.”
Another believed that this operation was a humanitarian effort for the polyps, to save them from a life of agony. I mean, imagine having to smell Bush’s ass 24/7? “I heard that the surgery was actually carried out for the sake of the polyps. It would have been cruel and inhumane to leave them in there to suffer like that.”
Then there was the question of Tony Blair, who has been living upwind in Bush’s ass for years? How did they remove polyps with Tony in the way? Did he have to be surgically excised first? “I’m surprised that nobody has mentioned Tony Blair yet. His head was so far up Bush’s arse they had to wait for him to be surgically removed before they could even get access to Bush’s orifice.”
Finally, the virgin birth. The sanctity of life. Was Bush’s surgery equivalent to an abortion, considering that anal polyps may be a method that some species (like the Bush family) use to reproduce asexually? Now that is a loaded question if I ever heard one. “Consider that asexual reproduction results in clones — anal polyps sound like a reasonable way for certain creatures to reproduce. The rumor that clones are somewhat dimwitted may explain generational differences that we’ve already witnessed. Has anybody examined Bush, senior, for evidence of removed anal polyps?”